Answer 2:
I want to know the name of the other one, too... no google search comes up:
"if i got on this couch would u listen to me... i have (something, something) that u would not believe...la da da da-dah, la da da da-duh... ive been up and down the block and ive taken the hits... la da da da-dah, la da da da-duh....[Chorus, I think:] (something) and you take your medicine when it starts again(x2)..."--as heard on the FUEL tv AD